This weekend, while rummaging for lunch, I found a Lean Pocket in the freezer with a best used by date of 2005. SIX YEARS AGO. Which means I likely purchased it years before then. (I didn't eat it, I pitched it, I'm sure it was hiding all these years.)
As Chase pointed out, I might have bought it when he was two. And as he further pointed out, I could go buy another today and ignore it until he goes to college in EIGHT years.
I teased him that when he comes home from college, I could feed it to him. "Yeah," he said, "antique food. Yum."
1 comments:
That's funny and gross at the same time.
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