Good Advice

Tonight, in frustration, Chloe said to the dog, "You need to stop being so darn annoying."

If only. These are words to live by, for all of us. Stop being so darn annoying, okay? Thanks.

Comeback

What a good reply to such a comment...

Flying Fish

When I came downstairs, I asked if I'd missed anything.

"Yes!" my three children answered.

They proceeded to demonstrate their skill at throwing goldfish crackers into the air and then catching them in their mouths. Again and again and again. Fortunately, we buy goldfish in bulk.

The kids miss plenty and the dogs stand at the ready to clean up the casualties. And the kids miss so much that the dogs don't even scramble for the scraps, they politely take what comes.

I bet the dogs wish we ate all our food this crazy way.